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Matthew Williams
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G-gilbert, I.... I-I'm sorry, but the pepper was just so... pepper-y.... y-you have to understand! H-he may not talk much, but... he... he really understands me, y'know?
I GIVE UP ON WALKING TO RUSSIA. HE'S GOING TO KILL US ANYWAYS.
*PANICS*
WE SHOULD JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM HA-HAHAHA... I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DIE.
*TWITCH*
/WEIRD CRAZY PANIC ATTACK... MAYBE NOT OVER.
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I AM AWESOME.
M-m-maybe you're right! W-we could probably get him to... to sign a treaty or something, eh?
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HE'LL NEVER SIGN A TREATY! ARE YOU KIDDING? HE'S RUSSIA.
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I AM AWESOME.
At first it was just one, but then I found another thing.
1. HOW COULD YOU. YOU DUMPED ME FOR THAT STUPID PEPPER. *SOBSOBSOB* I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEE
2. WHY DID YOU FAVORITE A PICTURE OF ME IN A DRESS?
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I AM AWESOME.
Because you look adorable.
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*sobssss*
*goes on a long pathetic rant about I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME HOW COULD YOU DO THIS SOB SOB SOB THE PEPPER ISN'T EVEN HUMAN*
*eventually switches to german because THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS*
*...and then switches to old prussian*
*you probably don't understand a word I'm saying, and I don't know I'm not talking in English.*
*would say something like I AM NOT ADORABLE if I wasn't too busy sobbing*
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I AM AWESOME.
*just kind of stares at you like
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I AM AWESOME.
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