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Sun Nov 22, 2009, 10:19 AM
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*looks at the crushed pepper on the ground*

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*kicks it and falls to the ground, crying*

  • Mood: Regretful
  • Listening to: Crawling- Linkin Park
  • Eating: NOT PEPPERS
  • Drinking: ALCOHOLIC THINGS

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    :icongilberttheawesome:
    Hey Canada.

    I GIVE UP ON WALKING TO RUSSIA. HE'S GOING TO KILL US ANYWAYS.

    *PANICS*

    WE SHOULD JUST STAY AWAY FROM HIM HA-HAHAHA... I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DIE.

    *TWITCH*

    /WEIRD CRAZY PANIC ATTACK... MAYBE NOT OVER.

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    I AM AWESOME.
    :iconnot-america-eh:
    U-u-um! Ah... G-g-g-gilbert? Please calm down....

    M-m-maybe you're right! W-we could probably get him to... to sign a treaty or something, eh?

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    :flagcanada:
    :icongilberttheawesome:
    ...WH-WHAT?! HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?

    HE'LL NEVER SIGN A TREATY! ARE YOU KIDDING? HE'S RUSSIA.

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    I AM AWESOME.
    :icongilberttheawesome:
    So I have two things to say to you.

    At first it was just one, but then I found another thing.

    1. HOW COULD YOU. YOU DUMPED ME FOR THAT STUPID PEPPER. *SOBSOBSOB* I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEE

    2. WHY DID YOU FAVORITE A PICTURE OF ME IN A DRESS?

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    I AM AWESOME.
    :iconnot-america-eh:
    G-gilbert, I.... I-I'm sorry, but the pepper was just so... pepper-y.... y-you have to understand! H-he may not talk much, but... he... he really understands me, y'know?

    Because you look adorable.

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    :flagcanada:
    :icongilberttheawesome:
    ...

    *sobssss*

    *goes on a long pathetic rant about I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME HOW COULD YOU DO THIS SOB SOB SOB THE PEPPER ISN'T EVEN HUMAN*

    *eventually switches to german because THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS*

    *...and then switches to old prussian*

    *you probably don't understand a word I'm saying, and I don't know I'm not talking in English.*

    *would say something like I AM NOT ADORABLE if I wasn't too busy sobbing*

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    I AM AWESOME.
    :iconnot-america-eh:
    ...

    *just kind of stares at you like :iconwthplz: *

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    :flagcanada:
    :icongilberttheawesome:
    *just kind of sobs and babbles on in old prussian*

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    I AM AWESOME.

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